I obviously liked this poem and thought it fit in the Agit Prop 101 pages!

by Tao Lin

ORGANIC COLD-PRESSED VIRGIN COCONUT OIL

Coconut oil is the only oil that can be heated and remain non-toxic in its unrefined state.

Coconut oil stimulates the thyroid which promotes an appetite

that is socially responsible and not out of control.

In the 1970's people started to say to eat less fats

which caused people to eat more carbohydrates

in the form of bread, cake, soda, and other low-fat foods.

There is no such thing as an obese wild animal.

There is also no such thing in the wild habitats as bread, cake, soda, refined sugar,

muffins, or any kind of baked goods. A diet high in fat and protein and raw vegan foods

will make you feel better, look better, and also reduce pain and suffering in the world.

Eating meat or dairy for one year is equivalent to dumping 500 pounds of toxic shit

into the ocean, choosing to inflict severe pain onto hundreds of animals, both human

and non-human, and voting 20 times for the presidential candidate

you talk shit about for over 200 hours every year.

Since we are alive right now and not killing ourselves

our philosophy of life must be that life is worth living.

I know that all meaning is arbitrary. All goals are arbitrary.

But conscious existence is impossible without meaning and goals

however temporary or inconstant those meanings and goals are.

To think beyond what I just said

will make a person go insane.

Therefore I think like the answer to a math question

that the correct thing for me to do sometimes

is to lecture you about eating meat and dairy.

Last update : 02-12-2007 18:54

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