boy

well i'm sitting here
sweating like aunt lou baking biscuits
i'm enjoying some mighty fine whiskey
but i think it's time for some jaeger
---
that's 3 dashes
here's 4
----
me and my brother ate crack-barrel tonight
i didn't feel so good afterwoods (i like the way i spelled that)
but it tasted allright
it's my opinion that if you can stay away from the stupid
golf tee game for long enough, you can find at least one decent
looking waitress at a cracker barrel
and then slap yourself for thinking about cracker barrel servers
---
that reminds me
one time, about 7 or 8 yrs ago
i took a decent amount of acid
and i ended up at a waffle house
with a box of lucky charms and
the biggest fucking pupils ever
there was this skinny waitress named brandy
that always waited on me and the gang (from work)
she came up to me and she said
-i think you need some milk
she emerged with some milk and some orange juice
VITAMIN C!!!
she knew
at that moment i wanted to marry her
we talked for hours as i descended from my madness
a fond memory but not fer the kiddies


Chad Hubbard lives in Alabama
You can visit him online at MySpace.

Last update : 15-10-2007 05:00

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