Chad Hubbard

BOUT AN HOUR OF DAYLIGHT LEFT
...
WHAT??
i snapped to attention
i turned and slammed my elbow into the bench
and as i damned all of eternity, it's participants, and its creator
i noticed the scruffy motherfucker sitting next to me
he looked and smelled very bummish
.
once i figured out that i had drank to many bloody marys
and passed out on a park bench
i jumped to my feet and skee-daddled across the park
towards the fucking merry-go-round
.
i stopped
i watched two little girls spin themself into oblivion
and then i recalled the position in which i left my truck
.
parked
.
in a parking space
.
over there
.
i then relocated myself over there
which was very close to where i had left the bum
i sprinted past him
i avoided his vocal advance
and i jumped into the bed of my truck

the bum gave me that "OH SO YOU THINK THAT IS A FORT" look
so i shouted across the street
I DARE THEE TO APROACH!!
he mumbled something
i was furious
COME ON!!!!!
MY ARCHERS WILL UNLEASH THEIR...

then i remembered that i had no archers
and i kicked myself
for only now did i realize how great an investment archers would have been

Last update : 23-05-2007 21:20

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