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i really can't paint
i really, really can't write
but i sure can dance.
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the stars, they twinkle
in the blackness of the night
then the sun kills them.
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the $ fucks me
all i have is a beercap
stores won't accept that.
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i've only been twice
because the dentist touched me
i hate the dentist.
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so i was walkin'
but then i wasn't walkin'
not sure what happened.
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i hate all the shapes
especially trapezoids
but i do love squares.
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to be an artist
i need a copy machine
i am just a thief.
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she said it makes her
think of trees in an abstract
sort of way she said.
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he had a mohawk
he went to porno movies
he's taxidriver.
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them soccer soccer players
they sacrifice their bodies
all for just one point.
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firemen saved me
didn't save me very good
i'm a burn victim.
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does premadonna
mean the time before the song
"borderline" came out.
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there's birds in my heart
they make their nests, lay their eggs
hear tweets in my head.
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listen to metal
turn it up, worship satan
& then kill yourself.
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hummingbirds fly past
that hummin' sound ain't hummin
it's their wings flappin'.
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i'm gettin' closer
gettin' closer & closer
to gettin' closer.
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it's all slight of hand
it's trickery, lies, & fraud
i hate magicians.
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if i killed a dog
i'd be so god damned happy
& then i might cry.
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some people say that
i'm in love with illusions
but i don't see it.
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have you ever seen
the movie dirty dancing
with patrick swayze?
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i called cps
they took my baby away
& now i'm happy.
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lee harvey oswald
he did not assassinate
john f. kennedy.
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think it sounds better
if it's written in cursive
that makes none of sense.
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sex & violence
they seem to go hand in hand
my sword in your wound.
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was a carpenter
they took my hammer & nails
& now i'm nothin'.
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i want to get big
so big that i'm a giant
i'll eclipse the sun.
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i was a stripper
but now i'm a prostitute
the $'s better.
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the economy
is some made up, dumbass shit
fuck bloomberg tv.
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during the riots
i shot a cop in the face
& stole a tv.
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it's all in my head
but sometimes it manifests
into something real.
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open the borders
why should i care who's outside
i stay in my room.
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add circle & square
if you can figure that out
then your retarded.
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when i killed our cat
my daughter got real upset
so i killed her too.
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i refuse to bathe
all i want to do is stink
that's how much i car.
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the wages of sin
they will not cover the cost
of my salvation.
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s - a - t - a - n
he is always battlin'
j - e - s - u - s.

Last update : 10-05-2007 20:03

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