Brad Evans is a terrific U.K. poet. I've reviewed one of his books of poetry--the book was filled with terrific writing you really should check out! For my review of Brad's excellent (and thick--you get your money's worth!) book of poetry, check out http://ulabookreview.blogspot.com/2007/03/brad-evans-and-them-and-jackals-and.html. Or, if you're technology impaired, just go to the reviews section!
$675,000 / annum (base salary)
Mary was in this morning, boss, she was showing me her stock options, and we were discussing our conditions here in this small part of your viral multinational and you should see us sometimes, boss, squabbling about our token wages, our £5 an hour that sets us: back-knifing, bragging, lying, just to get through the day trying to steal an extra 5 mins at the end of our lunch, boss or during the 10 minutes of break time we are given in the morning and afternoon just to feel a little better about the cage we are in. but we know we aren’t getting anywhere, boss, the way we work our constantly altering shift patterns like some carousel of agony, with disoriented biological clocks faltering with low ebb batteries: and boss, being born from ordinary parents can be something an ordinary worker can despise, just sometimes. but, boss, what I find most interesting is the way you get your motivated managers to keep the shopfloor staff keen about how well the company is doing, and how much is getting sold by us each day, and what items are selling the best, almost like we could give a real shit about the whole thing, but the prob, boss, is I know who all this is really benefitting: just those smiling at the top of the pyramid and who, on the rare occasion, bother to walk into one of these stores, looking at us there: lifting, carrying, trolleying, stickering, securing, the rich man’s merchandise to guarantee further riches for the rich man. but, boss, what I like the most are the rules you have presented to us workers of your viral multinational, and how we should behave as members of your big, cuddly family, while treating each other as competitive forces in some sick relationship, and not as people who are equally striving for the same crumb of survival. and when Mary was showing me her stock options, boss, we snuck a look at the base salary which you have publicly declared, as being deserved of earning, and, boss, it really don’t take much to find out who really steals in this great family of yours.
Last update: 05-06-2007 18:21
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