I molested my uncle when I was 10 years old. He has since forgotten how to receive love or joy from another human, and instead seeks to invert the void by empting bottle after bottle of the strongest alcohol man can ferment. Hoping that the next floozy with a tautly expression that bears the brunt of his misplaced manhood will deliver him from the abyss.

Six out of the last nine animals I’ve lived with have died of natural causes at roughly the 60% marker on an ordinary life line. The Homeless give me handouts without any conscious avocation. I wander through the back alleys of foreclosed Skippers restaurants, bathing in the aroma that shadow the dumpsters just for that piece of nostalgia that reels my senses back to my childhood.

What does not make you stronger only kills you. I’m following two of the four horsemen of the apocalypse via their twitter links. The revolution will be televised, and E.A will make the video game adaptation, Michael Bay will film the blockbuster summer hit based on the true story, and Beyonce will make the ensuing music video.
Before I die, I want to teach a child to read, a mule to listen, a carnie to do taxes, and fish to attack a bear. It doesn’t mean anything, if it means anything at all.

I molested my uncle when I was 10 years old. He has since forgotten how to receive love or joy from another human, and instead seeks to invert the void by empting bottle after bottle of the strongest alcohol man can ferment. Hoping that the next floozy with a tautly expression that bears the brunt of his misplaced manhood will deliver him from the abyss.

Six out of the last nine animals I’ve lived with have died of natural causes at roughly the 60% marker on an ordinary life line. The Homeless give me handouts without any conscious avocation. I wander through the back alleys of foreclosed Skippers restaurants, bathing in the aroma that shadow the dumpsters just for that piece of nostalgia that reels my senses back to my childhood.

What does not make you stronger only kills you. I’m following two of the four horsemen of the apocalypse via their twitter links. The revolution will be televised, and E.A will make the video game adaptation, Michael Bay will film the blockbuster summer hit based on the true story, and Beyonce will make the ensuing music video.

Before I die, I want to teach a child to read, a mule to listen, a carnie to do taxes, and fish to attack a bear. It doesn’t mean anything, if it means anything at all.