1. A Zine novel! I haven’t seen one of these in a long time! 110 pages of humor and adventure. For five bucks!
2. As editor of the long-running zine, Smile Hon, you’re in Baltimore! said recently, if you’re not above paying for sex….
3. Wall Street 2 comes out in a month. Pro: Michael Douglas returns as Gordon Gekko. Possible con: That kid from Transformers. Could be a good thing: Wasn’t written by Oliver Stone.
4. Started reading a collection by Henry David Thoreau. He’s been on my “to read list” since high school. Now I wonder, where have you been all my life, you beautiful proto-hippie?
5. Since Dexter and Californication have ended their seasons, I haven’t been watching much TV, except for Family Guy reruns. Surprise! My productivity has gone up.
start watching LOST. or NBA Basketball. TV is good for you.
….Thoreau is the godfather of hippies. So true. If you come to Walden Pond we can hotbox the replica cabin.
I will travel up to Walden Pond but I don’t like snow. So I guess it’ll have to be, like, that one day in August when it doesn’t snow.
Even better. We can swim in Walden pond after we hotbox the cabin. It’s actually a really nice place to swim.